Wednesday, August 5, 2009

The Paradigm Turmoil

(This is a post which includes my experiences in Trichy, where I stayed for around 2 months for my Practice School this summer, in BHEL. I have made an attempt to develop an opinion about certain aspects of this experience, and also tried a different style of writing, I hope it conveys the message)
Our life is a collection of experiences. An experience is our comprehension of a situation. A situation is an unequivocal reality. So our way of comprehending what we see, or our perception governs what we feel about a situation. What we develop out of these perceptions, is a view about the world, our interests, our way of life, our habits, our language, we develop a paradigm.

We don’t stick to one paradigm all our life, neither do we always become aware of our changing paradigms. The case in hand is one distinctive situation. I spent two months this summer in a city called Tiruchchirappalli in Tamil Nadu. I had to go through a two month, rigorous industrial training programme called Practice School I. Truly speaking, this was an experience. This case can be described in one line, as “an experience which mobilized a paradigm shift, not once, not twice, but countless number of times and it went on till the last day”.
This is a situation when you do not have, or you are not able to have, an unchanging opinion about a situation. Your perception is raped by the situation itself. It is as if life is showing you two pictures, both of which you strongly agree to, but they are in their very nature, contradicting! It is like you have a shining red Ferrari in your parking lot with huge maintenance issues. You can’t help cribbing about it to your friend in the back-seat, but love showing it off to those who come for tea.
Earlier Paradigm:
I come from a typical Marathi, middle-class family, from Thane city, a suburb of Mumbai. Having been part of the Bambaiyya culture for all my elapsed years, where hawkers and officers, South Indians and North Indians alike, speak the native Bambaiyya language, I had become almost convinced about the idea that language can never be barrier to communication. Although I had heard about the south, I never could grasp the notion that Hindi, the national language could be alien to any Indian. It was just one paradigm among many (which included ideas of food, travel, and dress-code) that was to be killed, and there were to be born, two completely new, fluctuating perspectives during my stay at Tiruchchirappalli.
The Situation and the Experience
Trichy, Tiruchy or Tiruchchirappalli, call it whatever you wish, strikes you first as a town with an obsession with temples, idli, wada and lungis. But that’s only the surface. The initial part of an extended stay in the city located dead-centre into Tamil Nadu, gives the Hindi speaking babu a feeling of hostility, lonliness and insecurity. Not more than one in twenty people can be found being able to speak more than few broken words in English, whereas Hindi is an alien language. It seems “Tamil Teriyaad” (I don’t know Tamil) is the most embarrassing statement that one can make over here. Moreover, the north Indian babu’s bias for the roti feeds his hatred for the Dravidian land.
Another cynical observation that may be included in the above described, what I would like to call, lower-side paradigm in the oscillation I am talking about is the apparently uncivilized way of life of the people. The poverty, the dirt, the extreme levels of traffic honking, and rash drivers give you a wary feeling. Beggars are at a high in this city, illiteracy is something I may not assert blatantly but it is a certain notion that one develops over time.
Having described the pessimistic hitchhiker’s viewpoint of the Tamil state, we shall move on the point of interest, that is, the shift of paradigm from the lower-side. As I continued my stay in Trichy, within a matter of two weeks, I developed a love-hate relationship with this place. This means, I had times when I was moved by the unfailingly polite and helpful nature of the Trichy folk. And I also had times when I was agitated by their unabashed indifference towards understanding or speaking any language apart from their native.
Consider this. In our hostel, we had a dhobi who had absolutely no clue about any other language apart from the native. He was lean man, not very old in age, considering that he had around 8 year old son, who he had brought along one evening to give away éclairs for it was his birthday. But he had wrinkles on his face. He smiled a big smile whenever he came, for it was the only thing he could do to say greetings to us. We used to smile back and give him our unwashed clothes. He used to take them and then count them in Tamil one-by-one (I learnt to count with him, something that amazingly, he didn’t care about) and the he would put them down and raise his fingers indicating what he counted, and he waited for an “OKAY ANNA”, and then he would smile and leave. When he would come next time, he would give away the clothes, and would show us the palm of his hand, where the total amount to be paid would be written. He came, without relenting, every week, till the end. And the last day when had to leave, he came to say good-bye. He waved his hand with the same old toothy smile and then pointed to his shirt pocket; something that we understood was a tip. My room-mate and I gave him ten rupees each. A total of only twenty rupees he got and he smiled again, something that I still remember very clearly, weeks later. Through him I saw no one else but the same old Indian father slogging off to educate his son, and not a tamil-speaking, arrogant man, as I would have thought, during my turmoil.
The anna who served me idli, occasionally wada, and the superb south Indian coffee in a hotel near the bus stand before going to work, had the initial sluggishness to respond to the broken Hindi-English jumble (broken so that I could convey the more important words and not to confuse him with as such unnecessary prepositions and conjunctions) but he noticed that I came every day, without hesitation. It is human instinct to be closed in your cultural cocoon, but the most basic instinct is the craving for a better livelihood. When he sees that, by caring about what he is getting rather than who he is getting it from, that meaning caring more about the opportunities offered than about the culture itself may be beneficial for him to get a better life, he is inevitably forced to look at the grass on the other side. This is what happened with the anna at breakfast, the dhobi anna, the watchman, and the friends we made in the hostel studying in a local college in Trichy. These people deserve a special mention because by pondering over the interactions I had with them and the stories I heard from them, I could stumble upon the harsh reality that sums up my essay. This was during the last few days of my stay and it also marked the end of the turmoil, with my opinion settling towards a positive side.
The opinion:
An opinion is the consequence of a stabilized paradigm. Rather, an ideal opinion must never rely on thoughts which are whimsical and mood-dependent.
After settling down back at home, contemplating over the happenings over the past two months and logically appreciating the story told by our fellow mates in the hostel (who were the only friends we ever made in Trichy) - about the anti-Hindi policy of the state government, and how the state has ended up restricting opportunities to its citizens by controlled cultural-exchange and cultural-policing- I could come only to one logical conclusion.
Culture is a result of a community’s repetitive behavior. Man is a slave to his own culture. His inertia to often stay back and feel at home often hinders his ability to envision a better life outside his self-built social-shell. Government is an institution that stands for the progress of a community. Now as it is seen in our country’s political divide too, the government can take two ways, either stand to protect its culture under any circumstance, and put integrity to self-proclaimed sociable behavior before the progress of the economic, educational and industrial infrastructure of the state, or, compromise on cultural integrity to achieve fast progress by encouraging cross-cultural interactions and thus promoting cultural-dilution (USA is a perfect example). Our democracy takes a stand somewhere in between these ideologies (or at least the constitution does, if not the current political scene), a state which is deemed ideal in nature. But probably the most unfortunate mistake that ever was committed in history of independent India was the division of states on the basis of ethnicity, a mistake which could possibly not be avoided anyways.
What was observed in Trichy city was a peculiar example of the strong-culture ideology. But what happens when a state with an increasing number of intellectual, progressive individuals is being governed by an old, narrow-minded government’s communal beliefs? There is tension. And this tension has its repercussions. As I saw in Trichy, many of the working class and student population had one long-standing plea- to be allowed enough opportunities for learning and residing outside their hometown. But when a government restricts the state from learning ‘alien’ languages to preserve its community, it is acting in a way that can only demonstrate its insecurity and incompetency. Such policies only make the state cripple, poor, illiterate and ignorant towards foreign opportunities. As such, I am left with nothing but pity over the poor Trichy-anna’s plight.
What I see in my state is the inertia of a long standing economy-strong ideology being hurt by the culture-strong ideology coming precariously to power. However, the Bambaiyya culture is fortunately so deep-rooted in the city people’s lifestyle that any attempt to communalize the state will be taken as a hilarious attempt to save the native interests. No wonder Mumbai is a city of dreams, no wonder I find people from all over the country making a better living (excluding certain recent situations). Because when you have to seek better bread, your home is never a priority, provided you are shown what lies beyond it. As for the policies of the communal party(s) in Mumbai, consider that sometimes a good culture suppresses policies, Mumbai is one such city. Hail the spirit of Mumbai.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

How to make Milk-Shakes at Home

I am finally settled at home after four and a half long months of a tough semester, done a lot of things in that time. And a lot of things happening as I come home, too. What with Prabhakaran getting killed and Manmohan Singh on top of the game (Sonia on top him and Laloo, Mayavati, Karunanidi, et. al. behind his, well, behind).
Anyways (My thoughts going stray again), I have "BIG thoughts" one these issues that I want to write about, but currently too lazy to pen them down. For now, I want to share (Yes, for free) some new idea that I have been toying with during my short stay at home in Mumbai.
With a lot of milk, good refrigerator, ice, and ice cream, etc. i have found really cheap ways (as I have made it my life-principle to respect low price over brand issues) of making milk-shakes and cold-coffee. There are two things from where I found inspiration, which I would like to note:
1. The guy who makes "Ice-cream shake" in ANC worth Rs. 15, 200 ml.
2. The guy who sells "Strawberry shake" in CCD worth Rs. 80 + Tax 300 ml.I tasted both, and found no difference.
And I am ready for an argument.
So I drank the Ice-cream shake in ANC too many times that I almost learnt the proper way of making it at home.
After a couple of unsuccessful trials, (which resulted in butter-milk instead of a milk-shake), I came across the perfect combination of necessary elements of the "Ice cream shake" as it is made in ANC, rather, even better, with some more milk in it.So for all those who are as jobless as I am and getting roasted in the heat (that you folks have so innocently increased manifold with all your industrial farts), here is a 2-minute method to make really cool shakes.
Concept:The main concept behind the "froth" that we love so much about the shake comes not from the milk, as it commonly believed, but from the ice/water mixed in the milk. So it is necessary that we understand this before we go ahead because the same kind of treament that the "perfect" mixture of Shake gets, can create buttermilk out of pure milk solution.
For the making of shakes, all you need is
1. ice cubes
2. cold milk
3. ice-cream/coffee powder
4. Sugar (even if you are diabetic, since the ice-cream, will kill you anyways)
5. Mixer with juicer vessel.
ICE-CREAM SHAKE:
Mix these in the mixer vessel, per glass of shake.1. One scoop ice-cream (30% of glass)2. Ice cubes (30%)3. Milk, cold (40%)Make sure you don't put excess milk. And for your first try, put less than 40% of it, compensate with ice.Add sugar to taste. If you are a diabetic and still reading this, well, still go with some sugar, else the shake won't taste worth drinking anyways.Mount the vessel on the Mixer, and put it on for 40-60 seconds. If you have more milk, put for less time.Open the vessel and check the base for undissolved sugar. Shake more time if sugar remains.Once ready, remember me, thank me, and pray for me, and the enjoy.
COLD-COFFEE:
As above, only change to be made, add 50% milk and rest ice cubes, coffee powder, and sugar.Shake well in Mixer for less than 40 seconds. Keep checking after 20 seconnds for any signs of buttermilk. Stop immediately if you see any "knots" at the
surface. Once again, thank me, take my name, and enjoy the cold-coffee. If CCD charges you Rs. 70 for it, this one is worth that much minus the imported Brazilian coffee beans, which won't make a tenth of a difference with the taste as with the money.
Here is all my findings, free of charge, unpatented, unpublished just for you. Any donations will be welcome in cash. :P
Adios.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

My MT2 Viva

My MT viva:
Vivas have since long been a source of humour for many aspiring engineers, and well, here lies the paradox. Good engineering education is that wherein the ability of the student to deal with
practical engineering situations is tested and strengthened. Now this is the prime motivation behind having a practical course with a viva component. Big thoughts aside, the point is my MT2 viva was one incident that creates humour out of my shamelessness about my ignorance.
Here is how it goes:
Me: Hello Madam.
Madam: Hmm.. What is the significance of Change Point?
Me: Madam, change point is a station where you CHANGE, the umm..
Madam: Change what?
Me: Change the theodilite position?
Madam: OK.
Me: (OK? WOH! :O )
Madam: But I want to know why you change the position at all? What is the purpose?
Me: Well, Madam, you actually have a BS, then IS then a FS where you finish your round to change to another position. (In utter desperation, attempting to take the instructor for a ride)
Madam: Do you really know WHY we use the change point?
Me: (Blushing) umm.. No madam, Sorry :)
Madam: OK. (Expressin of pitty) What is the Least Count of Theodilite?
Me: You mean least count of the angle measured?
Madam: Well that is the only thing that the theodilite measures isn't it?
Me: (Is it?)
umm.. (Pause, uncomfortable, not wanting to say no, AGAIN, waiting for the instructor to write that zero against question 2... Suddenly:
20 seconds?
Madam: YES. OK.
Me: OK? (Yippee!)
Madam: (Stares at me) What is Chainage and offset?
Me: umm.. Can I have paper so I can explain perfectly?
(Generally, a piece of paper is an escape, where one can jot down loads of equations and other jargon, which is a desperate, final attempt to impress the instructor, or even confuse her)
Me: Well, ahem.. you have this square, like, all those ranging rods you have humped, I mean, punched the ground with, around the object. So you draw this line down from the point to the chain, and this length is chainage and this is offset.
Madam: What line are you dropping?
Me: What? umm.. I think its a perpendicular...
Madam: OK.
Me: (OK?????)
Madam: So you did the Bernoulli's theorem experiment, right?
Me: Yes Madam.
Madam: OK, so what is Bernoulli's theorem?
Me: (I know this one!!) well, ahem.. Well, its that P plus Ro V square by 2 is constant. :)
Madam: What? Where is gamma?
Me: umm.. What gamma is it Madam?
Madam: Its P by gamma right?
Me: umm.. (DUmb for 30 seconds, then something strikes me, yet again) Well Madam, I you divide the equation by Ro into g, and then Ro into g is gamma so you get gamma, I told you the equation in the most FUNDAMENTAL form... =|
Madam: (Looking cross) OK. (Looks into the labsheet) You have not done this well, the experiment.
Me: Uh.. well I haven't madam, sorry!
Madam: (Looks up, again cross, looks down, writes down 6.5 for viva, amazingly high, for the things I did, gives away the sheet) Please sign. You can leave. Thank you.
Me: Thank YOU Madam! :)
End.

Friday, April 17, 2009

An early morning in the campus

Its been a long time I have been wanting to do this. For the heck of it, I wanted to go for a jog in the campus before 5 am in the morning. So this post is to validate that achievement.
This is how it went. I am in the middle of a BITSian night out. (A BITSian night out last from night time = 1 am to morning time = 9 am) Its 4.30 am I have just finished watching the movie Peaceful Warrior (primarily the reason that I got so adventurous later) And now I have nothing to do. I don't want to sleep now, so put on my shoes and take a walk around campus at 5 am in the morning. Now it wouldn't have been amazing had it been some other place. But 5 am in BITS, is like mid-night.
I wonder how lazy the system has made us BITSians. The funny part is there is an occasional sight of people out jogging by 5.30, but there is not a single student in sight. And it has to be the faculty! Those 40 year old professors know the importance of discipline and good health. Its weird, that a profoundly ambitious BITSian population doesn't get a clue of this. I really wonder sometimes how much discipline, health, or more generally the "quality" of life mean to us in face of the over-flowing challenges and opposrtunities that we come across, and more often than not, mistake them to be stress-generators. Is it that our negligence towards the quality of life makes us fighters or is it that this self-induced thirst for challenges and opportunites converting into stress-disorders is the primary effect of that cause, that we don't emphasize on quality?
Never-the-less coming back to how beautiful the morning was, I got to see an emptier Patel Chowk, where I could sit in peace for a long time, and more peaceful institute building, and the fact that 99 percent of my fellow-mates were asleep at this time gave me a high.
One thing more is that you can actually see how noisy and ugly chirping birds can get in the morning. It isn't all that poetic to see birds chirping till their throats go sore, and for no obvious reason they fight in the trees. All you can see is the rattling of the branches and aleaf falling off here and there. You, see there is something more that can be taken out of this. That poetry also about making ugly things look beautiful sometimes. Or is it that in their intense moments of happiness, poets fail to see truth?

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

How to fool people on All Fool's day: part one

You have probably come across this post through a link promising you 101 ways of fooling people.
Now it is ESSENTIAL that you take things step-by-step.
So here goes the first way...




















































































































HEHEHAHAHHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEHAHAAAAAAAHEEHEEHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

When you have a GF….

(I have deliberately changed the topic to use the short form GF, since the dumb BITS-server isnt allowing proper access to this page because of the use of the word GIRL)
It has been a while since Pranav and me had sat at Patel statue, I don’t remember why but we had come up with this amazing theory about teenage relationships. :O And the thought of this just comes back to me in this post-Apogee mood, when I am sitting in my room, doing nothing and trying to calculate the rpm of my ceiling fan. That was when I decided to weigh my options on how productively I can spend my time. I can find no other utility currently other than putting this amazing story at the back of my mind on paper.
It all started with me looking around at my friends cuddling up with my other friends for whom I had been not more than the perfect brotherly figure (Yuck!). I have never been so lucky to have had a firsthand understanding of this phenomenon of LOVE (WHAT?), or have I? (Hush….)
Nevertheless, here goes the story of a teenager, one-time footballer, college hunk lost in pigeonated love with that pretty (dumb?) girl who is known for her typical walk when she puts her head into the cell-phone and her fingers into the keypad, almost dead from those innumerable SMS’s. She gives out a vague smile more often than not when she looks at the phone, a mysterious smile, one that speaks more of her happiness for the fact than her guy has shown signs of appreciation for her than of the news of his well-being, sent through the SMS.
The guy, on the other hand is going (typically) through a drastic change in his psyche. At one time he had been walking on the road, care-free, in lose jeans, falling off his buttocks, and pair of smelly socks giving out an odour that would travel a length across half a BITSian wing, shaggy hair, white shirt turned brown from those football marks. Now he walks in a black t-shirt (he can’t change too much, to be able to wash his clothes regularly so soon, so a black one is an escape), with an expensive deodorant all upon him, (a lot of research has gone into that, with trying to get as close to supposed aphrodisiacs with the money that he has) , in tighter jeans, (so that he can feel the vibrations of his universe, the phone, in his left thigh, and long for it), clean shaven, and a typically kiddish haircut.
So here is how it all starts. Guy meets girl, girl and guy talk for a period of a week or two maximum, then exchange phone numbers. Once the phone connection is set up, it all speeds up. Here is a sample series of messages:
Initial stages:
Guy: Hi wassup?
Girl: nm. Just came to my room, had fun with my wing today. Xs Bday treat :) You know Y is a vry nice frnd. U say. Wasup.
Guy:
Failure: nm here, had a great match today, we won 4-2. Screwed em’ ;)
Success: Hey cool. Yeah Y is a very nice girl. :)
Girl: Yes u know …. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…..
Guy: Hmm.. nice ;)
Girl: Chalo, gtg to sleep. Gntc.
Guy: Oh sure cya gn :)
Weeks later,
Girl: Wassup?
Guy: nm. Wait I ll call…..
Girl: cool :)
Trring..
Girl: HII!!
…………………..
…………………
……….
2 hours later
……..
Bbye gn!
Cut..

Stage of Love
Guy: You know I have this thing about you, I really like you….
Girl: Oh. :)
Guy: ??
Girl: ntn :) same here.
SUCCESS!
Guy-girl go out every day, now as a couple, initially to SAC or CNOT, every day.
One fine day,
Girl: (7-pointer) Hey I really suck at Physics and test is coming up. I need help!
Guy: (5-pointer) Hey maybe I can help out. Let’s go to the lib.
……
And now they have diversified their love-spots, taken it to the next level. And over there, step-by-step they go from studying (very short time-span), displaying boredom, going to REDI/IC/SKY, cuddling, kissing :O, stray-hands going places :|, etc. etc.
Next, once they have become consciously aware of their requirements, having successfully communicated them, they move on to Shiv-G, T-Lawns (post 9 pm), etc. On Valentine’s Day, they are for once feeling intimidated by the large number of people with similar intentions crowded in these places, male counterparts silently communicating with each other, issues about territory encroachment, that the issue becomes more complicated than UN problems, is a only a slight over-statement.
One additional fact that can be given is the recent “Student Ram-Sena” attacks on couples in Shiv-G this Valentine’s conducted by a group of brave, visionary (or jealous?) first yearites, that brought out the worst in them.
FINAL PHASE: THE BREAK-UP
SMS: Guy to girl (usual check up SMS)
Hi! Wassup.
Girl: NM
Guy: how ws ur day…
Girl: Good.
Guy senses no smileys, no exclamations :O something wrong.
He calls up girl…
Guy: Hi! How are you?
Girl: I am fine. Hey I have to sleep now. I will call you tomorrow. Good night.
CUT
Guy is screwed up. He has a test tomorrow. Girl is BASICALLY bored of the guy and Charles Darwin couldn’t help him much with the Survival of the Fittest theory, since he only discovered it, much to his dislike. He HAS to get the girl hooked within the next 48 hours or she is history…
Guy wonders, and wonders, girl studies for test, after all, she is a girl, and BASICALLY more intelligent than the guy. And this, actually is just one more reason why BITSian CGPAs are at least showing a downward trend if not a constant one. Guy remains at 5, girl remains at 7, but with a lot less pain and suffering and not as much strategy and planning as the guy has put in to maintain this relationship.
One fine day, guy gets pissed off, simply because of the frustration of output not being even to scale of the input. He screams, shouts, abuses, girl takes it in, (as if she has been waiting for this very moment), she weeps, cries, gets a lot of attention and this, finally completes the BREAK UP.
Now, there are two issues.
As deep as I can delve into the female psyche, it is difficult to say why females can bottle up their problems when they aren’t required and why guys are so dumb to keep drooling on them when the worst of things are on their heads. :O
Secondly,
For those who are thinking about jumping into the weeping girl’s life EXACTLY at the time of the break-up, to bank upon the situation ;) they better get their logistics right. Recent study suggests you might just get hooked up as the Big brother if you enter at the wrong time, and the wrong way. :O
Adios,
This is Tekawade signing off.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

To blame or not to blame....

I have seen, in the past few days, a LOT of blog-posts condemning the terror attacks in Mumbai. So there are people who basically crib either about the "system" or they crib about the "ignorant mentality" of Indians, and there are some who generally crib about everything there is to crib.
There are however, some who do not do not post and simply smile away at the way things are heating up, knowing how much they will contribute to actually nipping the problem in the bud, knowing very well that on the very same blogs, after a few weeks, there will be posts about some other thing making NEWS. I was talking to a friend at home the other day, and she was naturally psyched-out about the whole terror thing. It seems people want the government to "take action" and they are ready support the government in "whatever way they can".
So my very next question was, what can you do to help the government? And they say, they are ready to help out in every way they can, and that they are ready to volunteer in activites to promote vigilance among the janta. So I asked, "Will you stand for elctions, will you enter into the whole crap and change it from within?". And they answer was the obvious, "(sigh) I have not considered politics as a career option yet. Besides its impossible to change the system that way" And then she knew she had to shut up.
What really agitates me is people talk so much and with such confidence that will blow you over! And when it comes to implementing all the bull-crap that they have talked about, they have their own lives to worry about. In view of this, I feel proud to be the one who shuts his mouth and lets the moment pass away, knowing very well that one does not deserve to comment on such issues over tea sessions. What can the government really do? Do we have that much strength in the system that can stand to such unexpected happening. How do we do deserve to complain when-
1. We do not vote saying no one deserves it, when we, essentially are leaving the vote to someone else.
2. We do not vote, and let petty local politicians win their votes from small-minded communalists, or illiterate folk, who fall for over them because their problems do not go beyond food, water and shelter and of course, job security for their OWN community! (I am refering to the recent "AAMCHI-MUMBAI" issue)
3. If we do vote, we end up voting for those local leaders who will give us our immediate needs of water supply, roads, etc. and expect them to sit down together and resolve global issues like terrorism.

Well I really do not expect anyone to answer me on this. Primarily because I do not expect an answer different from rhetoric.
Now, if we sit down to think about why we cannot change the whole system by simply raising our voice, we will realise, it is simply not that easy to change someone's view towards life by use of emotional jargon. There are those illiterate folk or self-proclaimed defenders of culture (I am again refering to Mumbai) who have lived all there life on old, redundant principles, which sadly do not hold in today's world. And when they see such global disturbances, they are baffled, and try to reinforce the same principles that they are following, with the fear that they have been less strict with things in the past. I do believe it would have worked with LOTS more effort for them, but the solution to todays' problem is much shorter by today's methods. And this is where it all boils down to.
We cannot make the old folk change the way they think. What we can only do is change the way we think. Do our part and wait....